"Nanobots, Roll Out!"
Self Experiment: Chelation Therapy
(Disclaimer: None of he below should be considered medical advice. I'm merely documenting my own self-experiment, and because everyone’s biology is unique it’s strongly recommended that you seek the advice of a licensed physician who can prescribe the detoxification protocol that is appropriate for you.)
It's 5pm on New Years Eve and the neighbors have already busted out the artillery. Thunderous explosions echo across the valley as I hold up a plate of CBD-infused steak juice for our oldest dog to lap up. Personally I love the illegal fireworks. When I first moved here it was really amazing to live in a blue state where you could still buy aerials at the store, and one of my fondest memories was in a smoke-filled Palolo Valley when the retired cop across the street from my friend's house almost blew his hand off with a home-made M-80.
Honolulu banned illegal fireworks 14 years ago except for firecrackers that can be bought with a permit, and after two relatively quiet New Years celebrations the Asian community came roaring back with literal tons of illegal munitions that make the ones they used to sell over the counter look like soggy snap caps. To me the blasts sound like freedom. The police won't enforce the law because enough people are doing it that it’s difficult to single them out, and neighbors who narc on the boisterous local family across the street will be marked for social repercussions into future generations. As a result this is the one time of year when the criminal racket running the state twists it's hairs in frustration, powerless against the black market and the will of the people.
The sentiment is an important one. While not exactly the Boston Tea Party, Hawaii's annual middle-finger-to-the-government serves a critical role in public discourse. The prevailing attitude towards politics is best described as Ainokea (pronounced I no care) and the local Deep State that demands first-world taxes for third-world living has interpreted their subjects’ lassitude as a license to pillage. The lack of pushback against the Covid tyranny was very disappointing and resulted in the decimation of small businesses, rigged mail-only elections, a murder-for-cash medical system, and the greatest upward transfer of wealth in history. It’s comforting to know at least once a year that locals embrace Thomas Jefferson's famous quote even though a lot of them don’t really consider themselves Americans. Maybe I may have to keep a short vigil outside with the garden hose ready to put out embers that land of the roof, but at least I know the ruling class in Manoa is shaking in their penny loafers as they contemplate the fate that awaits them if they push us a bit too hard.
It is in this spirit that I consider it my duty to explore conspiracy theories, and so far enough of them have turned out to be valid that nowadays if the government announces that something is bad for me I start trying to figure out if it's worth the trouble of getting my hands on it. This approach served me well during the Scamdemic when the Chicken Littles were running across busy streets in order to line up for their next dose of Big Pharma Mystery Juice. Instead I stocked my medicine cabinet with ivermectin, HCQ, NAC, and nattokinase while getting plenty of sunshine and empty waves. Yeah I lost my job when the mandates come out, but that was a small price to pay considering how many people I know who suffered serious vaxx injuries or died suddenly and without explanation. Biden's "winter of severe illness and death" passed me over without the slightest trouble, yet many of the Multi-Boosted seem to be constantly sick and appear to have aged rapidly in a relatively short amount of time.
This provides little justification to stop exploring further down the Covid rabbit hole, and somewhere near the bottom (just before you get to the inter-dimensional lizard people) await the self-assembling nanobots. I have no idea if the mysterious contamination in the vaxx that caused a recall in Japan was the result of nefarious bio-warfare or just plain sloppy manufacturing, but according to a video I stumbled across on Bitchute featuring Dr. Ana Mihalcea there are some very curious micro structures being found in the blood of the vaxxed that continue to move around and organize themselves long after the patient is dead.
My kuleana is ethics rather than medical science, and therefore I'm not going to spend a lot of time on the particulars (although if you are in to sci-fi they are indeed fascinating). In my analysis the first question is does the technology exist, to which the answer is a definite yes, and it's likely the advertising campaigns will soon roll out for their medical applications. The second question regards the Corporatocracy who loves the idea of creating system-dependent cyborgs, and if they would show any self-restraint while rolling out novel technologies to the general public without informed consent?
The third question I have is if the alt-treatments might cause me any harm, and the answer is a definite maybe. In this case the treatment recommended by Dr. Mihalcea to her patients is chelation therapy along with high doses of vitamin C, preferably through an IV (but according to her observations the oral route also seems to work). I had never heard of chelation therapy before and it took me a while to figure out how pronounce it, but apparently it's one of those third-rail issues in the medical community where conflicting studies duked it out until the FDA stepped in to squash the debate once and for all. The main issue is that it showed promise in reducing occlusive vascular disease, and according to Dr. Michalcea the heart surgeons weren't too happy about losing a large chunk of their lucrative bypass surgery market share. Given the current state of the Medical Study Reproduction Crisis it’s quite possible that the validity of that accusation is not entirely out of the question.
Most chelation drugs are heavily regulated and only available without a prescription and/or medical supervision. They are only approved for the purpose of detoxification (especially from heavy metals) because they bind to certain elements which are then excreted through urine and feces. This piqued my interest because I've spend a lot of time on industrial job-sites and also noticed a big difference in my overall health once I got my amalgam dental fillings replaced with UV composite. While the heavy-hitting drugs remain out of reach without a cooperative doctor, there are a number of chelating agents that can be purchased OTC including selenium and EDTA. She recommended the latter in the video, so I ordered some from the distributor that she mentioned. On the Wikipedia page it warns that one of the possible side effects is death, but then only mentions three deaths over the past 80 years with one of them being a toddler who was being treated for a massive amount of lead in her blood. For my experiment those were acceptable odds.
After looking around for doctors who administer chelation therapy without asking a too many questions it became clear that the alternative medicine scene around here is in very bad shape. Yelp reviews revealed a lot of unexpected bills and unfriendly staff which mirrored my experience of local naturopath shopping a few years ago. Instead I signed up during a Black Friday discount window, and soon I was regularly sipping a couple mils of the sweet syrupy detox sauce just before retiring for the evening. I'm glad I waited until my schedule cleared for a bit because those first couple days were difficult.
The way I can best describe it is waking up and feeling drained like a vampire was sucking on me in my sleep. It was clear that not much was going to be accomplished with my low energy levels and mild headache so I worked on cleaning, organizing, and other light tasks. On the video Dr. Mihalcea mentioned how she instructed her patients to take a multivitamin in the morning in order to replace desirable elements that were pulled out of their systems along with the unwanted ones. After a few days it didn't feel like one vitamin pill was enough so I started taking two, which seemed appropriate given my size and activity levels. After a couple of weeks the worst of the experiment was over leaving me with a slight feeling of emptiness first thing in the morning, but overall pretty good.
The main drawback I continue to experience are the muscle cramps. Apparently the EDTA also affects electrolyte levels, so now I'm a regular connoisseur of generic unflavored Pedialyte which has all the benefits of a sports drink without the harmful additives (or redeeming flavor). Because of the cramps I don't take EDTA on work or surf days that are expected to be heavier than usual. It's very dangerous to have your legs lock up while negotiating reef and surging foam, never mind climbing a tower or operating heavy machinery. Overall the drawbacks have been minimal, so now on to the good stuff.
The first benefit I noticed was increased mental clarity and powers of concentration. I've always been borderline dyslexic when it comes to anything more detailed than a mechanic's manual, but suddenly I'm able to dive deeper into research without zoning out or becoming frustrated. As a result I've been able to finish a bunch of projects that I'd put in the "someday eventually" category, and what I used to consider problems now feel more like challenges that can be overcome with perseverance. It's possible that this effect could also be a result of the wisdom talisman that I've been consecrating regularly, but the angels aren't picky about their means of delivering grace. In this case it's probably better to appreciate the synchronicity rather that scrutinize it.
The second benefit is a reduction in body fat. After my 30's there was no amount of diet and exercise that could break the new plateau. This doesn't seem to be an issue any more, and could have to do with the way that the body uses subcutaneous fat to soak up and immobilize toxins in order to try and mitigate the damage. Weight loss programs warn their patients of environmental pollutants getting released into the bloodstream and recommend detoxification strategies so that they don't accidentally poison themselves. My unprofessional guess is that somehow the EDTA either pulled the toxins out of the fat cells (thereby rendering them superfluous) or cleaned up my bloodstream enough so that the autonomic nervous system felt it was safe enough to engage in some corporal downsizing.
As for the question of if I'm showering the banana trees with warm streams of nanobot pieces or if I just had undiagnosed heavy metal poisoning; I'll leave that to the experts. Am I glad I went through with it and survived? Most definitely. Even without a dastardly globalist plot to turn us into wifi transmitters so that our innermost thoughts can be monitored for non-compliance, there’s still the issue of massive amounts of toxins in our food and environment that regularly ruin plenty of lives. Meanwhile for some reason most doctors prefer to rack up Big Pharma bribes for writing as many prescriptions as possible rather than take a stance that might upset the sort of industrial giants who regularly unleash their angry swarms of lawyers and oppo research jackals. It’s not the sort of situation that will correct itself until the public is sick and tired of being sick and tired, but unfortunately most people have been miserable for so long that they forgot what normal feels like.
After decades of suboptimal health I finally feel like I got a taste of homeostasis, and it’s like getting an upgrade at a time when most people are accepting the fact that their loud joints and gray hairs aren’t a battle that they are ever going win. The most important lesson I've learned from this experiment is that detoxing is not just a merit badge for self-absorbed Whole Foods yoga moms. The correct application can actually make a life-altering difference.
If this is something you are interested in then you should seek the guidance of a licensed physician. Hopefully you have a decent Naturopath near by, and if you know of good one in Oahu then feel free to pass me their info. I just so happen to be in the market for one at the moment.
Thank you for this. It's fascinating and it makes me realize that I probably have some nanobots floating around in me. I am going to experiment with some of this anti-nano stuff and see what happens.
Well this was a lovely and cheerful summing up of a difficult process.
You are inspiring!